I'd wish you good luck, but solving this puzzle will never happen. It's literally impossible. A lie, a myth, a farce propagated by the government to mislead the ignorant. Anyone who thinks it's possible is stupid and should feel ashamed, and can wallow in their own lack of intelligence. This is an irreversible fact of logic puzzling and simply cannot be challenged. Go cry about it, nerds.
I'm not late for publishing this, it's still April 1st in my time zone!